Since my Mom's helper lady is on vacation, I took my Mom to the "55 and Over Club" today. It was literally 100 degrees today -- and so attendance was down (code orange, elderly stay inside). I so wanted to stay home and stamp, but off we went with my Mom's low sodium chicken salad sandwich and low potassium drink. Yes, I am a saint... speaking of which -- In the beginning, we pray and say the Pledge of Allegiance. Then the President (of the Club, not George Bush, ha ha, I'm on a roll tonight) reads some cute little stories and a joke. Here's the joke for this week: A couple was arguing about who should make the coffee. Wife: "I like to sleep in, it is the least you can do, since I do all the other cooking." Husband: "I have to go to work in the morning, I like to wake up to a freshly brewed cup." Wife: "But the Bible says the husband is to make the coffee." Husband: "That's ridiculous. If you can show me where it says in the Bible that the husband makes the coffee, I'll do it every day." So the wife whips out her Bible, and says, "Look here. The top of every page on this chapter says "He - Brews." Ha Ha!! I loved it!! I did make a card today, but I'm too worn out by losing at Bingo to upload it tonight. Later, alligator.